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dnt rush in2 fallin inluv, for love never runs out. even if dey mock you coz your single, juz tel dem "God is juz busy writing d best love story for me".


thinks it is false advertising if you type lol, but don't actually laugh out loud. Instead, you should type loti - laughing on the inside.


to be a good liar you need a bloody good memory!


Men shouldn't say a woman's place is in the kitchen...that's where the knives are!